Legoland and Visions of New Orleans

Written by Riley on May 21, 2009 in: Things to do in California | Tags: ,

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Welcome to Legoland, where The Boy asked me, “Why is everything made out of Legos?”

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Mind the Sith Lord

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Legoland is ele-fun! (how much dorkier can I be?)

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Flamingoes! Lego Flamingoes!

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The Sydney Opera House

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George Washington gets an ear cleaning…

And now for my favorite part of Legoland, the Lego Cities! A fully constructed Las Vegas strip, New York skyline, San Francisco Bay, and yes, New Orleans too:

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The French Quarter

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A Jazz Funeral

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The Cathedral

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A Mardi Gras Parade

And no trip to New Orleans is complete without…

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Wizard-dressed people standing on corners with their arms spread out to emphasize the coming Apocalypse…

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Someone getting arrested…

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And someone else videotaping it.

Legoland.

Wow.

(this post contributed to Thursday 13)

Ask and You Shall Receive

Written by Riley on October 30, 2008 in: Musings | Tags: , , ,

What do people with a peg tooth, no belly button, and differently sized feet, some with missing bones, have in common?

a) They’ve all been characters in a Flannery O’Connor short story
b) They all made an appearance yesterday on my giveaway post’s comments.
c) Possibly both.

My post yesterday got more comments than my last 50 posts combined, which is both a sad fact about the previous 50 posts and a surprising fact to know that an Amazon gift certificate could introduce me to such an array of entertaining folks with uncanny multitasking abilities when it comes to bodily functions. I certainly can’t burp and fart at the same time. (Although when I was a kid I did used to have what I called the Burp Dance, which was a move that involved chanting and knee shaking and enabled me to burp on demand. It drove my brother batty. “How does that always work?!” he would scream in confusion.)

Anyway, if you ever think the world has gotten too normal, by all means, check out the comments on my post, especially this one from Sharla, AKA my new best friend:

I think horned melon looks really gross, I want to live closer to the beach and I’d even be glad to help clean it up, I think Princess Beard is adorable (I teach preschool out of my home and she is actually quite talented), I hope you’re healed now from that infection, and you are funny even when you don’t try, although your dog is cute. Oh, and about me, I love getting free stuff but I like finding blogs I want to read even more. I’m now a subscriber!

Here’s one more sample comment, from Nick PapaGeorgio of Cubelife STL (His name’s not PapaGeorgio! It’s Rusty Griswold and he’s a C+ student!):

In 1992 I went down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. While down in the French Quarter, I met a girl about my age who looked totally goth, which was kind of a turn on for me.
We sat in this dark, smokey bar for hours and talked literature, music, etc. She was into The Cure (big surprise), early Depeche Mode (once again, big surprise) and really like Edgar Allen Poe. Me, being a Poe fan, led to us talking about Poe and all of his dark and twisted glory.
After about 3 hours of this, she invited me back to the place she was staying at. I thought I would get lucky, so I went along. We walked about 2 blocks north of the French Quarter to this old but very nice house. She let me in and when I walked in I could not notice but how dark and muggy it was in there, even more so than outside. She asked me to follow her and I go nervous when I heard several other voices.
Well long story short, she and her friends claimed that they were vampires and thought I would be a good addition to their brood since I could be a transition between the typical member and the typical population.
Needless to say that I bolted out of that house and ran faster than I think I had ever ran before.

Oh, New Orleans, I miss her so.

Hey Nick, if that girl’s name was Christine, you were right to run.

And since we’re already on the subject of New Orleans, here’s a wonderful Wordless Wednesday shot from Tricia at Momdot. How much you want to bet that guy was headed to Oz?

Looking forward to more fascinating stories and quirky life details y’all.

October Perfect Post

Written by Riley on October 1, 2008 in: Musings | Tags: , , ,

Do you ever have any favorite commercials or commercial memories? When I was younger, I used to love the commercials for music compilations where they played bits and pieces of songs.

I especially loved the one for the novelty answering machine messages, which had a “rap” message that went “You gotta WAIT FOR THE BEEP! Ya gotta leave yur name, ya gotta leave yur numbah – WAIT FOR THE BEEP—(and then the machine beeps).” They also had one to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth that went “Nobody’s hooome, Nobody’s hooome.” And in case you’re wondering, I never bought that tape. I just remember that kind of inane stuff.

The novelty music fun continued in college, when my friends and I were up late and some commercial came on for country songs about fishing. They had a song called “I Lobster and I Never Flounder.” And let me tell you – I don’t know when I have ever laughed like that (I won’t lie – we were not sober).

And how ’bout those SuperBowl commercials? Do you remember the one where the old guy paints Chefs on the football field instead of Chiefs? Ha! That was awesome. I don’t remember the product. I think it was Snickers. Something about got some extra time on your hands? Have a snickers. Because that makes complete sense.

My absolute favorite commercial, though, is for New Orleans furniture store Frankie and Johnnie’s. Ask anyone from New Orleans about this store, and they will say one of these things:

“I say I say!” “See the special man!” “Let ‘em have it!” “Noooooooo problem!”

Here is a commercial I found on YouTube. I beg you to watch it. You will not believe it, but it’s for real. This one isn’t quite as classic as the one with the older Special Man who wore a hat and I believe smoked a cigar. But the free chicken makes up for it. I think that was a limited time offer.

Anyway, I’m talking all this talk about commercials because I read the most delightful post at Storm of Thoughts about her little girl love for Cheerios and her dream to be in a Cheerios commercial.

I only just found her blog the other day and while I don’t normally up and award a Perfect Post to a blog I’ve only started reading, I couldn’t help myself.

Hope you enjoy it!

For more Perfect Posts, visit Suburban Turmoil or Petroville.

By the way, in case you didn’t know, the Perfect Posts are only going to go on until the end of 2008. Then - poof! – they’re over. You will get the opportunity to award what you consider the BEST POST EVER. Have fun thinking about that one…

It Ain’t Over

Written by Riley on September 1, 2008 in: Musings | Tags: ,

So, um, I didn’t write this. My former college professor, Dr. Mark Fernandez, wrote it, and he kindly consented to me reposting it.

“It Ain’t Over”

Once, a Mayor of New Orleans, Victor Schiro, told the citizens [this is a paraphrase] “Don’t believe any rumors about da hurricane unless you hear ‘em from me first.” So what’s up with young Gustav? He’s a 5 a 4 a 3. He’s late. He’s early. Will he go west? East? We don’t know. We hope. Those of us who live in the city want him to listen to Horace Greeley. “Go West young man!” Our dear friends on the Westbank of the Mississippi River are losing hope. West for them is even worse. My cousin Mike who generously housed half of my family after Katrina in Houma, Louisiana is looking at the possibility of sixteen feet of water on his doorstep, his porch, his roof. I spent a good part of this morning driving a good friend from the Westbank around Memphis to retrieve his truck that had run out of diesel last night. He’s worried. His house, his business, his life is surely about to change. Mine sure has.

I’ve lived in New Orleans for all but about seven of my fifty or so years. I’ve seen the hurricanes and the floods come and go. In 1965 my family headed for shelter at the height of category three Hurricane Betsy. I’ve been through bad ones, nice ones that led to days off from school, and, of course, Katrina which has constructed the sense of morbidity we all feel now. I’ve seen two inches, two feet, and six feet of water wreck my house.

As Katrina was ruining my home, I found an escape from the horrors of the Superdome and Convention Center, my own self-pity. In the years since, I’ve seen the incompetence and corruption that so many have centered their thoughts on, but I’ve also witnessed the glorious sense of defiance, determination, and will that my fellow New Orleanians, fellow humans, have exhibited. In life there is strength. . . strength that runs so deep that it looks up at the deep waters of the loop current.

So let Gustav be Gustav. I pray that he seeks a lonely, unpopulated corridor of the western Gulf of Mexico to dry up and dissipate in. I hope that Barack Obama doesn’t take the opportunity to exploit my people in the way John McCain is doing right now on CNN by trying to act “presidential.” But even if he does, I’m determined to take it in stride. My people will pick themselves up, rebuild, and rise. Our tears will sustain us as they always have, folding us in like the warm, salty waters of the Gulf of Mexico. My self-pity? This time, I’m telling it to screw off. We have work to do, things to build, love to give . . . to do the things that make being human so special. Isn’t that a wonderful thing?

I’m Walking to New Orleans

Written by Riley on October 26, 2007 in: Musings | Tags: , ,

Rather, I’m walking in New Orleans. That’s what you do when your car isn’t moving. Why wasn’t my car moving, you ask? Oh, you know, water. Everywhere. (Lousy pump system, teeth gritted *&%$!!).

It was a nice rainy Monday morning, when you wake up and hear the drizzle through the window, that glorious happy sound of water that makes you want to cuddle up and read a book. But it was my last day in town, and there were things I wanted to do, so I got dressed and drove to Rue de la Course where I opened up my journal and wrote for the next two hours.

After that, my hand said no more, and I decided to drive to my old school, but the rain was heavy by then and the water was too much when I got towards my school, so I turned back around and headed back to Magazine Street where I had been. Unfortunately, when I returned to Magazine Street, I could not find a viable parking spot, and then I wound up making a frenzied turned onto the WRONG street.

I spotted heaven in the form of a high ground parking lot half a block up, and was confident I could make it.

(Let’s take this moment to remind ourselves to NOT always trust in our own confidence.)

I was five feet or so away from heaven when my car sputtered and gave out.

No.

Nononononononononononono.

I restarted the engine. It started back up. I moved another foot. Stopped again.

(Repeat entire procedure one more time, complete with the “nonononononononono”)

There was a man standing on the sidewalk watching me, the whole time motioning with his hands for me to “come on, you can do it!” and I kept looking back to him like, yes, you are my compass, I am going to make it! But on the last stop, it was obvious I was not going to make it. I stared at him through my window with the windshield wipers flashing back and forth between us, and he just shook his head. A second later, he was taking his shoes off and rolling his pants up.

I opened my car door and water immediately sloshed into it. I stepped out and the water rose to just above my knee. The guy and I pushed my car about a foot or two when we spotted another guy a block away and waved him down. He immediately came over, took his shoes off and rolled his pants up and stepped into the water to help us out.

Together, we pushed my car into the parking lot. I thanked them, we bade farewell, and went our separate ways. I was about halfway home when another downpour started up, and soaked me from head to toe. I didn’t care by that point, because a certain thought was on my mind (aside from “I’m soooo blogging about this”):

Chivalry is not dead. These men were strangers to me, and to each other. And in the middle of a flooded street, in a lull between downpours, they immediately kicked their shoes off and rolled their pants up to help me push my car. They did not question and they did not complain. They just did it. Although I don’t consider myself too much like Blanche DuBois, I do love her remark, “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” Those words have come into my life on many occasions. This is one of them.

To Andrew and the nameless man, I thank you both.

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I am now back in California, surrounded by ash and soot. What is usually a striking cobalt blue sky is a hazy mist of brown, like someone took the sands of the Mojave Desert and threw it into the sky. School has been cancelled for the second day in a row and the school’s Fall Festival that would have taken place tomorrow has also been cancelled. We’re going to receive an update on Sunday as to whether or not school will start up again on Monday.

First a flood, now a fire. What next? Locusts?

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Oh. Grasshoppers.

Geaux Saints

Written by Riley on October 24, 2007 in: Musings | Tags: , , , ,

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I just got back from from my trip to NOLA. I took this picture on Sunday at the Saints game against the Falcons. Southern University’s marching band did the halftime performance. Awesome game, awesome times. I love New Orleans. (But I hate flash floods — more on that later).

(See more pix here:
Wordless Wednesday )

No More Ice Cream

Written by Riley on September 26, 2007 in: Musings | Tags: , , ,

Two pictures today, from Lafayette Cemetery in New Orleans, in honor of a family death. It turns out this will be our final memory of him.

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(See more pix here:
Wordless Wednesday )

Oh, My NOLA

Written by Riley on August 30, 2007 in: Musings | Tags: ,

Here are 13 random memories of New Orleans, rebuilding for two years and counting (shout out to Oh The Joys for her post). And check out GulfSails’ sidebars – both the top 16 Remembering Katrina posts and New Orleans resources.

This list will not mean much to you, but I wrote it for my NOLA guys and gals, my bestest of friends, and the people who helped me become who I am (yeah, blame them). Someday, these will all be chapters in a book. More lists forthcoming.

1. All-you-can-eat red beans and rice and fried chicken at Dunbar’s on Freret St.

2. The Keg Rodeo (you don’t want to know).

3. MOMS Ball (you might want to know).

4. Naked Saturday (you DO want to know)

5. Caterpillars that sting.

6. Rebirth’s Mardi Gras 06 show at Tipitina’s and the guy outside in the monkey suit (we paid him to do a cartwheel).

7. New Orleans Philharmonic Night at NOMA and Bolla wine.

8. Jazz Fest food booths, Southern Comfort, and turkey legs (I’m gonna eat it, and then I’m gonna use it as a weapon!).

9. Hazy afternoons in Audobon Park

10. Sitting on the neutral ground at Louisiana and St. Charles, eating crawfish, drinking Abita, watching Endymion.

11. Beth’s foot getting run over by the Zulu float (but at least she got a golden coconut).

12. Po-boys from Adam’s St. Grocer.

13. Sitting on the roof of Lucky’s with a guy in a fedora hat, talking about the city and sewing. And then seeing him a week later climbing into a dumpster. (??????)

And now my favorite grocery store slogan—
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Party on Coliseum Street, Mardi Gras 2006

(This list part of Thursday Thirteen, which you can also learn about here)

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