I Missed This ?!@#$%^&*()!
Did you know that, last, Wednesday, September 24, was, National, Punctuation, Day. I. am, so. Deeply. saddened, and! disappointed, to “have” missed ‘ this amazing – and I do mean amazing (I really do) – day : when ; I could : celebrate ; the wondrous world of punctuation!
In a “belated tribute” to ; National Punctuation Day !, I recommend The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks – which is uber-hilarious, especially this post – and Apostrophe Abuse.
I blame: the fact: that I missed this “jolly holiday” not on the fact that,… why the hell would I know?! But because … ‘ my bizarre : holiday calendar !! only (informed) me that Sept 24 was the Festival of Latest Novelties. I hope everyone celebrated with their favorite Sarah Palin action figure:



Also, as today is September 30, it is your final day to celebrate National Chocolate Milkshake Month. Go out and splurge on a five dollar shake.
P.S. Apologies to everyone whose eyes hurt after reading this. I kind of felt like I was reading those pages when Charlie first learned about punctuation in Flowers for Algernon.