How… DARE you!!!!!!!!!
Today’s post brought to you by the Notorious F.O.X. (all the bitches in the house go he-ey, ho-o, he-y, ho-o)
Dear Riley,
I hate you. You got beef with me? Do it like a man and say it to my face. Don’t be hiring some lowlife to come to the house with a blade.
Here I am, enjoying my morning cuppa and newspaper–
and lo and behold, some blondie in an apron shows up and THIS happens–
I hate you.
HATE you.
Now why don’t you just go to sleep.
F.O.X.
P.S. Yo, Fox, it’s the start of summer and I didn’t want you to be hot. I swear, if I had known the tail would look like that, I wouldn’t have done it. — Riley
P.P.S. Bitch, You a lyin’ sack o’ shit. — F.O.X.
