Teacher, Look What My Mommy Did
I picked up The Boy from school today where I learned that the events of last night had left quite an impact on him:
That’s me hitting a rabbit last night with my car.
Also, I like that he gave my car a spoiler. Boys…
P.S. Optional title for this post: Kill the wabbitt, kill the wabbitt!
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Cool spoiler. Or is that a lucky rabbit’s tail?
Nice. Although it could be worse. Once I had a little boy in my kindergarten class announce “sometimes my mommy and daddy take a shower together and they just laugh and laugh and laugh.” So killing a wabbitt? You’re in the clear. Unless the teacher is a member of PETA.
LOL… Josh is the greatest!
In our neck of the woods in Scotland, you’d be a hero: bunnies scarf gardens.
When we first moved into our new town, our Eldest said the following in public: “Daddy, can I take a bath with you tonight?” In Japan, kids sleep and bathe with their parents all the time and no one would have batted an eye to hear that. Not the same in our town in Scotland — not the same at all.
Oh nooooooooo!
Chipmunks have been throwing themselves under our car recently. Apparently, the chipmunk life is just not worth living.
You brute. I’ll have to tell you sometime about my husband plowing into a family of ducklings while we were on a camping trip. The kids cried and cried and probably have never forgiven him.
i hit a squirrel on my way to a date once (this was a LONG time ago…) and nearly turned around and went home (and should have, really…) It really traumatized me. Almost as much as when I ran one over with my bike. Hmmm… now that’s a blog post….
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