International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Aaargh!!!! It’s time for another round of International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Shiver me timbers, not again
I can’t believe you making me do this, fool.
Yes, it is time, again, ya foolhardy excuses for man’s best friend! I knew I should have gone for a parrot, arrrrrghhhh!!!!
A parrot would be just as confused as me, because YOU DO NOT TALK LIKE A PIRATE. All you do is say “Argh.”
Avast! That’s where ye be wrong, lassie. I say ‘buccaneer’ and ‘walk the plank’ and I sing! I sing of the sea and pirates of yore! Aaaaarghhh!”
Sing one pirate song for me.
And it can’t be from any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
(silence)
Smartly, now!
Uh…
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea—
That ain’t no pirate song, damn!
I am a pirate, aye, and I know what music we sing. A song of whales and the sea, of beauty, arrrgh!!!!
Baby Beluga is a kid’s song.
You shut up now, lassie! You’re ruining the pirate sexy!
Whatever. I’m out of here. Aye aye, weirdo.
Aye aye, indeed, you thoughtless wench. Why don’t you go crawl into a bung hole and choke on a hornpipe—
Yo, if you do any more piratespeak, we gonna have a problem. And by ‘we’ I mean ‘you’.
AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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We interrupt this blog to bring you some happy music from a fellow pirate.
How great thou arghhhhhh, how great thou arghhhhhhh
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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My dawgs! YAY! My dawgs! I love them beasts. I really do. They sure do know how to give you a beat down! LOL!
The pictures made Isabella laugh repeatedly. Great post
This is funny
My husband and his friend found out about talk like a pirate day. Oh boy where they annoying. Our friend sounded more like an Irish guy than a pirate, and my husband just kept saying Aaargh.