My Name is Not Jack
And I don’t belong in this box!
: Riley, let me ask you this—would YOU think it was fun to be shoved into a box and have the lid closed over you?
Me: No, that’s why I made them let you out of the box.
: But you took a picture first. Ha ha, very funny, look at the kids harass the dog. You got problems.
Me: So, would this be a bad time to tell you I posted the picture online?
: You WHAT! Oh, hell no. You just wait. I’m going to go through your albums and find that dumb picture of you in high school. The one with the red jeans and big hair.
Me: I’d like to see you try and use the scanner.
: Oh, I know how to use a scanner. I watched Office Space with you. Remember? In the days before kids when I was allowed on the couch with you?
Me: You’re still allowed on the couch, as long as you don’t mind if the kids sit on top of you. And that scene from Office Space was a printer, not a scanner. And they weren’t using it.
: Whatever. Looked cool to me.
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your dog is so cute! just beautiful!
Too cute…
Was the ‘NotJack’ ever allowed out of the box?
And love the sophisticated look with the glasses!
Look at your poor dog’s face in that first picture. HAHAHAHAAH.
….as if you are in the psychologist’s office. Or better yet, on Oprah’s Couch.
Crack me up.