Chin Up
You want a piece of this?
I guess those automated word checkers that choose which ads go where seized on the following message I sent:
Dear Chin,
You are SO. FAT! SO. FAT! I CAN’T STAND YOU, YOU STUPID FAT CHIN OF MINE!
One of these days, I am going to get a chin liposuction and then I will be BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Can someone please tell me where I can get a CHIN LIPSOSUCTION? DOES SUCH A THING EVEN EXIST?!!!!!
For the love of Dr. 90210, who would spend $2400 on a chin liposuction?
If you really need to alter a face with your spare $2400 (and I say “spare” because I truly hope that no one is actually saving up for something like this), consider giving the gift of cleft lip operations to needy children. Your $2400 covers the cost of almost 10 operations.
Besides, according to Tevye, a big chin is a good thing.
“I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man’s wife, with a proper double chin.”
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Good for Tevye, who had a reasonable sized chin himself.
I don’t have a double chin yet; I still have some way to go. But I reserve the right to have one if I ever feel like it — or if it just happens naturally. And although I have a few bits on me that I’d like to be smaller or larger, you would never catch me wasting my money on liposuction. At some point I looked at myself and decided that I’d rather see an aging crone in the mirror than a proud, haughty woman who kept thinking of new ways to stave off old age.
My chin is quite double, which means that I have to contort myself horribly for photographs to get a flattering picture.
Boy, now I wish I was married to Tevye…
Ha ha! My pregnancy left behind some belly fat and a bit of extra chin (the cookies and chocolate haven’t been helping much either). I think I will keep mine though. Liposuction scares me.
I shall cut a big into my chin to make a Kirk Douglas indentation, but no lipo, please. And good for you for sending people to the cleft lip operations!
Sigh…I can relate. I would love to have a chiseled, decisive jaw line–I think they make SUCH a difference in this whole aging process. But, like you, no way could I do that–not when there are so many people in this world with REAL problems!
I can give you chin liposuction and a face lift for free with Photoshop
Just avoid seeing anyone in person and you’re set for life.
Oh for the..!!!!!
How vain are we now?
Good on you for the link to the cleft lip help site! And I’ll let my husband know about the double chin thing.
I have a double chin… and yet I’m not fat… how is that fair? It’s because I have ZERO chin to begin with. How about someone suck it from their chin and put it into mine. A two-for-one right?
The double chin is not feature of exclusively full people, it can appear at young and healthy people who inherit this most widespread cosmetic problem.