Do Bears Make Bad Postcards in the Woods?

Written by Riley on August 28, 2007 in: Musings | Tags: ,

hunting bear in alaska
Bear! Bare! Get it?!

do bears crap in the woods
They DO crap in the woods! Get it?!

grizzly tourist spotting
They’re looking at us like WE’RE the sights to see! Get it?!

bear in my outhouse
Scary bear… outhouse… no pants… toilet paper… “Alaska!”? Um… I don’t get it.

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6 Comments

  • Where DID her pants go? Thank goodness she just happened to be wearing a freakishly long shirt.

    Comment by Beck — August 28, 2007
  • I’ve never really felt the strong urge to visit Alaska until right now.

    Comment by Chantelle — August 28, 2007
  • Attacking grizzlies are how the state attracts tourists? I don’t get it either.

    Comment by Edgy Mama — August 28, 2007
  • lmao. I’m teaching homographs right now in my 4th grade classroom. You have no idea how hard it is thinking of good examples . . . I wish to God I could use that in my power point, but alas . . . the parents aren’t nudists!

    Comment by Damien Riley — August 29, 2007
  • The only thing that would’ve been more appropriate would have been two bears having sex in front of some confused toddlers.

    But if you look long enough, I bet you could find that too.

    Comment by Kristi — August 29, 2007
  • I love your blog ! Thank for this.

    Comment by Boss — December 13, 2009

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