Comments on: Bye Bye Birdie http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/ Seriousness is overrated. Fri, 18 May 2012 03:03:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: themikestand http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-992 themikestand Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:14:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-992 The fact that you described something as Apocryphal means that you are so beyond the Dead Bird Hotline that it's not even funny. I wonder, do they have a routine you have to go through to prove the bird's condition? A shake-and-shout, perhaps? Poke it with a stick?<br/><br/>I feel bad for the bird. Unless it was suicide, in which case that was the most selfish bird in existence and we're all better off without it. The fact that you described something as Apocryphal means that you are so beyond the Dead Bird Hotline that it’s not even funny. I wonder, do they have a routine you have to go through to prove the bird’s condition? A shake-and-shout, perhaps? Poke it with a stick?

I feel bad for the bird. Unless it was suicide, in which case that was the most selfish bird in existence and we’re all better off without it.

]]> By: the weirdgirl http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-991 the weirdgirl Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:21:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-991 But... what if we assume it's the government who's stupid? Do you really want to trust them with your apocryphal dead bird? But… what if we assume it’s the government who’s stupid? Do you really want to trust them with your apocryphal dead bird?

]]> By: Sheila http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-990 Sheila Sat, 30 Jun 2007 15:50:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-990 I think it's best for the government to assume we are stupid and spell out the obvious. Funny story. I think it’s best for the government to assume we are stupid and spell out the obvious. Funny story.

]]> By: Beck http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-989 Beck Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:05:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-989 Poor dead bird. A seagull got hit by a transport the other day right before my horrified eyes - all that was left of it was feathers. Poor dead bird. A seagull got hit by a transport the other day right before my horrified eyes - all that was left of it was feathers.

]]> By: Damien http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-988 Damien Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:28:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-988 There was a cat in my fan belt one morning and they came out. Good lady with a big old noose ended pole. She trapped that screaming cat. Thankfully it wasn't hurt. It sure made a hellluva sound when I grinded the ignition.<br/><br/>Will make not that bird must be "not alive." LMAO. Since I work in a gov. public job, I know those types of lines all too well. There was a cat in my fan belt one morning and they came out. Good lady with a big old noose ended pole. She trapped that screaming cat. Thankfully it wasn’t hurt. It sure made a hellluva sound when I grinded the ignition.

Will make not that bird must be “not alive.” LMAO. Since I work in a gov. public job, I know those types of lines all too well.

]]> By: La Trecia http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-987 La Trecia Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:42:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-987 Leave it to the government to repeat itself. <br/>Love the part about the bird sacrificing itself. Can you just see the cats on the other side of the fence saying.... do it, jump, do it. And then laughing hysterically when he does finally jump. Did they come and collect the bird? Leave it to the government to repeat itself.
Love the part about the bird sacrificing itself. Can you just see the cats on the other side of the fence saying…. do it, jump, do it. And then laughing hysterically when he does finally jump. Did they come and collect the bird?

]]> By: Alpha DogMa http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-986 Alpha DogMa Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:05:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-986 Jim Carey freaks me out. Apocryphal, indeed.<br/>Also I've tagged you for a meme back at my place. It to is namby pamby. Jim Carey freaks me out. Apocryphal, indeed.
Also I’ve tagged you for a meme back at my place. It to is namby pamby.

]]> By: peter royal http://allrileyedup.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/comment-page-1/#comment-985 peter royal Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:56:00 +0000 http://allrileyedup.wordpress.com/2007/06/29/bye-bye-birdie/#comment-985 c'mon, <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE" REL="nofollow">dead parrot, <b>nigerian style!</b></a> c’mon, dead parrot, nigerian style!

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