A Conversation This Morning
Me: Ahem, I understand there was an incident in the night wherein you mistook my bedroom floor for the outside?
: I don’t know what you’re talking about. (snicker)
Me: Husband informed me there was a pile of dog excrement on the floor this morning?
: I don’t see anything. (snicker snicker)
Me: Curiously, I don’t either. And you know, neither did Husband when he went to clean it up.
: How peculiar. He must have imagined it.
Me: Indeed. So why does you breath smell like shit?
: Ha Haaa, busted! What do I always tell you, fool – if you gonna conceal the evidence by eating it, YOU GOTS TO BRUSH YO TEETH!
: Dammit.
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“Personality goes a long way” the mantra of all people who own ill behaved dogs.
I’m not a dog girl, but I love that dog.
I had this moment of snickering superiority until I remembered that I own two disgusting cats who do not rest until they have peed on every bit of dirty laundry. Huh.
Oh how I have missed those dawgs. Nice new pics too! But I do miss the one with the glasses. They don’t even look like the same little thugs.
bwah ha ha ha
on the bright side, no mess to clean up.
OMG!!! Too funny. Thanks for the laughs!!!