All Rileyed Up

Today’s post brought to you by the Notorious F.O.X. (all the bitches in the house go he-ey, ho-o, he-y, ho-o)

Dear Riley,

I hate you. You got beef with me? Do it like a man and say it to my face. Don’t be hiring some lowlife to come to the house with a blade.

Here I am, enjoying my morning cuppa and newspaper–

and lo and behold, some blondie in an apron shows up and THIS happens–

I hate you.

HATE you.

Now why don’t you just go to sleep.

F.O.X.

P.S. Yo, Fox, it’s the start of summer and I didn’t want you to be hot. I swear, if I had known the tail would look like that, I wouldn’t have done it. — Riley

P.P.S. Bitch, You a lyin’ sack o’ shit. — F.O.X.

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  Wow.
  I thought I was cruel to my dog by making her sleep on the floor now that spring is here. Now I feel better.

  Comment by Alpha DogMa — April 25, 2007
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  I’m not laughing AT her, I’m laughing NEXT to her.
  HAHAHA.

  Comment by Beck — April 25, 2007
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  hey, it must be haircutting season! i hear kristi over at here-in-idaho got all wild and cut herself some bangs.

  Comment by dgm — April 25, 2007
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  I’m beginning to feel a bit sorry for you dog, I can only now wonder about the kids!?…..:)

  Comment by L. Noelle — April 25, 2007
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  Uh-UHHHHHHHH!

  Comment by Kristi — April 25, 2007
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  DAMN Riley!!!!!!! That poor dog……….

  Comment by La Trecia — April 26, 2007
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  That poor dog!

  Comment by Poppy Fields — April 26, 2007
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  We did that to our cat, once. At least she got to have some good drugs first…

  Comment by theflyingmum — April 27, 2007
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  OMFG Riley! That is hil-freaking-larious! Poor F.O.X. (in the howwse)

  Comment by Wendy — June 4, 2007

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