Yo Mama So Tacky She Done Gone Bought All These Postcards
Yo mama so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled “Don’t use the good china.”
Yo mama so poor when I took the cobwebs out the window she yelled “Somebody stealin’ the drapes!”
Yo mama so poor I saw he sitting around with a bunch a cockroaches singin’ “We are fam-i-ly!”
And finally,
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip n’ slide.
(you didn’t think I was out of the Elvis recipes yet, did you?)
Not a postcard. But should be.
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Yay! Postcards!
OK, just how many recipes did Elvis have?
Yo mama so poor she uses food stamps.
I’m not very good at these.
You know I don’t usually comment on Tacky Tuesdays as a matter of principle, but that final “postcard” made me want to stand up and shout.
So I did. But I’m at work, so it didn’t go over so well.
Kristi: I hope you are not under the impression that I made these yo mama insults up. And I did come across one, “Yo mama so poor her picture is on food stamps.”
Zany: I had a feeling you would like that. I’m sure your co-workers will understand.
I wonder if Yoyo Ma gets lots of these jokes? And I wonder if when he does, he gently puts his cello down and just gets to ass kicking?
Flying Mum: Elvis truly only needed one recipe (gravy) but anything to sell a postcard, I guess.
The post office claimes the internet is squelching their profits . . . get the word out on these postcards=help save the post office.
I love your sense of humour…
Becks friend and fellow blogger Kate.
LOVE the last one. Love it.
diggin the last postcard!
Bwahhahahahahahahahahahaha!
The idea of two cups of mayo in one salad gives me instant heart burn.
YOYO MA!!!!!!! DAS HIGHLARIOUS!
Somewhere there’s got to be an Elvis cookbook.