Anybody want a PETA POCKET?

Written by Riley on March 13, 2007 in: Musings |

PETA POCKET -
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals on POstCards that Keep Everything Tacky

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I’ll fly away, Oh Glory
I’ll fly away; (in the morning)
When I die, Hallelujah, by and by,
I’ll fly away (I’ll fly away).

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Moooooooooooove away from the creepy ice cream place

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What I really like about this picture is the cauldron o’steam… double, double toil and trouble, add a chicken and watch it bubble, mwahahahaha!

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And this little piggy cried ‘wee wee wee’ all the way to BUTCHER

On the back of this postcard, the caption reads
“HI Y’ALL from Georgia.
Next stop lunch!! What’s your choice?
Ham sandwich, BLT or Southern Style Bar-B-Que?”

I’ll have the BLT, California style (that means “with avocado” in the South).
My brother will have the Southern Style Bar-B-Que.
And Elvis would like the ham.

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With a glass of “Lemon-a-ade, that cool refreshing drink.”

The Hundredth Post

Written by Riley on March 12, 2007 in: Musings |

So this is my hundredth post. Time for you to learn a little bit more about me. In keeping with my 25th, 50th, and 75th posts, here are 25 more things about me.

1. This is my birthday month.

2. I celebrate my birthday all month long, because my birthday isn’t until the end of the month, March 25.

3. Which makes me an Aries. And I am so, so Aries.

4. My birthday coincides with the Feast of the Annunciation as well as Pecan and Waffle Day. It also often falls near Easter and/or Swallows Day Festival. And it’s always a week after St. Patrick’s Day! This is why I must celebrate my birthday all month long. There is far too much celebration to fit into one day.

5. Husband is throwing me a birthday party. The location was supposed to be a surprise.

6. However, if he had truly wanted to keep it a secret, he should have considered not using our bank account to put the deposit on the place.

7. I’ll still act surprised.

8. This year, I turn 30. I shall no longer be a twentysomething but a thirtysomething. I shall no longer wear my hair in pigtails, but have a feeling I should have stopped doing that a while ago anyway.

9. My 23-year-old cousin sent me this email after my February visit to Jax: “I just can’t believe how awesome you looked! Def not like someone who is turning 30 (which is still young!) You look like you’re still in your early 20s…and I’m not saying that to be nice either.” I especially like her assurance, “which is still young.”

10. I do still get carded quite a bit.

11. Really, I’m not obsessed about my age.

12. Although I do have a make-up bag that says I Love Botox on it. I thought it was funny.

13. Just to prove that I am not obsessed about my age, the rest of the list will not be relevant to my age or birthday.

14. Except to say this — my favorite thing about turning 30 is that I will be able to start quoting this movie line at regular intervals. “Now that I’m in my thirties, at least I can hold my liquor.” (That may not be the word-for-word quote, but it’s from Bridget Jones’ Diary, when she falls out of the car. “Mind the step!”)

On to other non-age-related matters–

15. I saw Wicked over the weekend. It was amazing, especially the set for the Emerald City.

16. It isn’t much like the book.

17. I don’t think I will ever enjoy watching the movie The Wizard of Oz ever again.

18. When I was in grade school, we performed The Wizard of Oz and our principal performed the role of the Wicked Witch of the West.

19. Husband and I took the kids to a petting zoo today. A bunny scratched The Boy, a guinea pig bit The Boy, a goat scared Little No Limit, and a pony bit Husband on the elbow. I alone escaped unscathed.

20. I did get cute pictures of the kids on pony and train rides, though.

21. For various reasons that aren’t as funny as the end result, I used to believe that I had a secret destiny that would take place at Piccadilly Cafeteria.

22. My first short story publication comes out this June. It’s a literary magazine called Thema.

23. I enrolled in a writing workshop to help me finish my novel before the end of the year. I’m on chapter three right now (approx 13,000 words).

24. Husband brought home a keg of Chimay a few days ago. I’ve had a lot of trouble concentrating on things since.

25. In fact, I’m going to go have a glass of one right now.

Cheers!

Modern Woman

Written by Riley on March 6, 2007 in: Musings |

Items pulled from Little No Limit’s purse this morning:

1. Mardi Gras beads
2. Disney princess tea pot
3. Rhinestone studded hairband
4. Screwdriver

She’s got it all.

And now, a totally unrelated movie clip that’s been making me laugh all morning.

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P.S. No Tacky Tuesday postcards today. Scanner probs. Perhaps Thursday.

Wine in a Box

Written by Riley on March 2, 2007 in: Musings |

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Bandit, as in, Someone stole this winery’s dignity.

Seriously, this product lends new meaning to the phrase “wine in a box.” At least Franzia revels in its boxy containment. This wine is like the ‘Hey! We’re organic and we’re good and we care about the environment’ wine-in-a-box. It even has the nerve to say “Wine snob approved.” Who? These guys should have just called it grape juice and been done with it. And yes, the color of the wine is the same color as the box.

I suppose you’re wondering, why did I buy it? Am I a wine snob? Husband is the wine snob, and I bought it to show it to him. I really didn’t think he would have believed me if I said, “No, really, some winery boxed their wine in the same wax coated boxes that they we buy the soy milk and vegetable broth in. It was amazing.” It was only $6.99. AND the box holds 33 percent more wine than the regular bottle.
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I shall be looking into red wine vinegar recipes….

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